||Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
||Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
||Q: Where do polar bears vote?
||A: The North Poll.|
|Q: What do you get when you cross and archer with a gift-wrapper?
||A: Ribbon hood.|
|Q: What kind of bird can write?
||A: A PENguin.|
|Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
||A: Fleece Navidad!|
|Q: What do snowmen eat for beakfast?
|Q: What's a good holiday tip?
||A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.|