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Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? |
A: Mistletoe! |
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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? |
A: Frostbite. |
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Q: Where do polar bears vote? |
A: The North Poll. |
| Q: What do you get when you cross and archer with a gift-wrapper? |
A: Ribbon hood. |
| Q: What kind of bird can write? |
A: A PENguin. |
| Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? |
A: Fleece Navidad! |
| Q: What do snowmen eat for beakfast? |
A: Snowflakes |
| Q: What's a good holiday tip? |
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. |