A Little Humor
Q:  If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A:  Mistletoe!
Q:  What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A:  Frostbite.
Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll.
Q: What do you get when you cross and archer with a gift-wrapper? A: Ribbon hood.
Q: What kind of bird can write? A: A PENguin.
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What do snowmen eat for beakfast? A: Snowflakes
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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